I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAINA man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a
bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!
He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they
journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy
Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake .
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a
hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto
the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total
realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f*cking tw*t !!!'
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong.....
Doodle's Dawdle by Alastair Montgomery
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